K-Men News
Food Aug 31
 
Young Nick

Aug 31, 2010
Sweet victory over the Wildcats 15-9 to finish the regular season with an impressive 11-5 record.

Players of the Game:
Elmer for giving us a case of beer, Pin Head 3 for 3, 4 RBI's and pizza, Mad Dog Crawford 3 for 3, Nicci 3 for 3, Whoa Black Benny 2 for 2, Young Nick Holland for some fine burgers and of course, One Nut Babcock for hosting the year end party.

Regular Season Stats Leaders
K's - Mary K Coupland: 5
AVG - Spenny Erskine: 714
RBI's - Reggie & Pin Head: Tie 27
HR -  Reggie: 6

Food September 7
On the Grill: Nicci J
Appetizer: Noodles Mulligan
 


Food Aug 24 K's Aug 24
JJ Kicked off the
bus Benny

Aug 24, 2010
Big win 17-12 over the three time defending champions, Champs Bar & Grill.

Players of the Game:
Reggie Reggie Reggie, 4 for 4 and 2 RBI's (could he have been showing off for the pretty young lady in the hat?), Pin Head Gerelus 3 for 4 and a fine catch behind second base, Manny the Mannequin, 3 for 3, Noodles Mulligan 2 for 3 and 4 RBI's, Spenny Erskine for the scrumptious bruschetta, JJ for the tasty tube steaks, Grandma Coupland for the delicious fruit tray and last but not least "Whoa Black Benny" for his strikeout and also for getting thrown off the bus at the Havelock Jamboree.

Food August 31

On the Grill: Young Nick
Appetizer: Pin Head
 


Food Aug 17
Manny the Mannequin

Aug 17, 2010
What a game! Down 10-1 after the first inning, 19-2 after four innings, clawed back to 20-14 to start the bottom of the ninth and then scored 7 runs for the win, sweet.

Players of the Game:
Pin Head Gerelus for his game winning single in the bottom of the ninth with the bases jacked, Merle Wiley Wayne Davis 3 for 3 at the dish with 3 RBI's, Mary KKKKK also 3 for 3 at the dish and some fine fielding, Big Mike Jones 2 for 3 with 3 RBI's, minor league call-up young Nick Holland 3 for 3, Manny the Mannequin for some excellent sausages and Bobby "Love" Babcock for the tireless effort and imagination that went into his post game apps selection.

Food August 24

On the Grill: Jo Jo Johnston
Appetizer: Spenny
 


Food Aug 10
Big Mike Jones

Aug 10, 2010
10-2 for the good guys going into the eighth and then the wheels fell off, gave up 10 runs and lost 12-10 to the Wild Cats.

Players of the Game:
Big Mike for raising the bar on the post game vittles! Spenny Erskine 3 for 3 at the dish and he is now our batting leader at 750!, minor league call-up Evan Chynoweth for some fine catches in the field, Jay "Pork Chop" Amer for the mouth watering pre-game and post-game apps. Better luck next time boys.

Food August 17

On the Grill: Manny the Mannequin
Appetizer: Pork Roast Babscotch (unless someone else volunteers)
 


Food Aug 3 K's Aug 3
Noodles Mulligan Mary KKKKKoupland

Aug 3, 2010
Champs Sports bar & Grill opened a can of whoop ass and trounced the K-Men 24-9.

Players of the Game:
Ernie Holland, 3 for 3 at the dish, Reggie for a mammoth dinger, Pin Head for a courageous homer, Mary KKKKK for yet another whiff, Black Benny for the best comeback of the night "I may be too tired to watch" (ask Bob), Noodles Mulligan for some great vittles and Marianne and Gramma C for some super appetizers.

Food August 10

On the Grill: Big Mike
Appetizer: Jay "Pork Chop" Amer
 


Food July 27 K's July 27
Ben Jammin Mary KKKKoupland
Who has been traded
for his Granny

July 27, 2010
Beat the heat 16-13.

Players of the Game:
Picton Idol for his timely homer in the 9th to clinch the victory, Benny for some super grub and also for going 4 for 4 and he is now tied with the Little Loon for the batting title, Farley for the delicious apps and for aging so well, Mary KKKK Coupland for his 4th strikeout of the year, in front of of his Ma and Granny no less! and last but certainly not least, our number one fan Sarah Flynn for cheering us on to victory once again.....

Food August 3

On the Grill: Mully
Appetizer: Jeff
 


Food July 20
Ernie

July 20, 2010
10-4 Good Buddy, 10-4 it was, for us.

Players of the Game:
Reggie Reggie Reggie for one helluva a grand salami, Dirty Ernie for some excellent grub, Mad Dog and Manhole for the delicious devilled eggs, Black Benny, Picton Idol and Pin Head for some fine stabs in the field.

Food July 27

On the Grill: Whoa Black Benny
Appetizer: Farls
 


Food July 13 K's July 13
Picton Idol Mary KKK Coupland

July 13, 2010
Won a close one over the 3 time defending champs, Champs,  4-3.

Players of the Game:
Manhole Strano for his excellent fielding and new wig, Dirty Ernie for his game ending snag behind the dish, Picton Idol for some super sausages, Mary KKK Coupland for his 3rd whiff of the year (not to mention that he told veteran JJ that he no longer had a neck!), Big Mike for his tumbling routine at first base, and last but not least, my bro, Pork Chop, for some entertaining fielding and hey, whatever happened to Spenny?

Food July 20

On the Grill: Dirty Ernie
Appetizer: Manhole or FU Farls, you two work it out
 


Food July 6
Merle Wiley Wayne Davis
Proud Papa of the guy above

July 6, 2010
Got freakin' scorched by the heat 20-4.

Players of the Game:
FU Farls for some excellent fielding. Mad Dog Crawford, 3 for 3 at the dish. Whoa Black Benny (bam-ba-lam), whoa  Black Benny (bam-ba-lam) 2 for 3, Shane for taking 8 stitches to the noggin as a result of the pregame warm-up. Wiley Wayne for some delicious burgers, Junior Loon for the cheese dip appetizer, Pork Chop for his post game rendition of George Jones and last but not least Manny who has yet to return from the large event in Toronto over the weekend.

Food July 13

On the Grill: Tanya Hineman
Appetizer: FU Farls
 


Food June 29 K's June 29
Krissy with a K Krissy with a K

June 29, 2010
Lost a tight one to the Wildcats 19-18.

Game Recap and Players of the Game:
(Guest editorial by Jay "Pork Chop" Amer)
A demoralizing loss to the Teachers but they really needed the win for summer vacation morale. Seesaw battle with the Edjucaters (sic) winning 19-18 shutting down the K-Men in the bottom of the ninth. Game highlights, return of Noodles Mulligan who raised the bar no one could reach. Krissy Koupland joins the K-Club. Player of Game Reggie four for four with 2 homers and 7 ribbies. Also Pork Chop (me!) 3 for 4 off bench. Missing JJ, Jeff or Jeff and Just for Jones. No wonder no win.
Stragglers at the after game BBQ were treated to an intense midget wresting exhibition between Jeff or Jeff and Angry Manny. A draw was declared, however Angry Manny retained the prize vintage magazine that may have sparked the two little fellas tussle.

Food July 6

On the Grill: Merle Wiley Wayne Davis
Appetizer: Nicci Little Loon Johnston
 


June 22, 2010
Rained Out

Food June 29
On the Grill: Uncle Frissy
Appetizer: Mattchew Davis
 


Food June 15
Jay "Pork Chop" Amer
The tallest midget in the world

June 15, 2010
Beat the Big bats 23-22.

Players of the Game:
The man the myth the legend, JJ Johnston for his game saving double play in the bottom of the 9th holding on to a one run lead with men on the corners and 1 out. Hare Ball, 3 for 3 in his season debut, our new batting leader. Matt, 4 for 4 at the dish. Mad Doggy Dog Crawford, 4 for 4. Jeff for refraining from uttering a single Gay Manny reference the entire evening. My bro, Jay "Pork Chop - Tallest midget in the world" Amer for some tasty Pulled Pork and his rendition of "Bower Park Pulled Pork Blues" on Black Benny's guitar and of course, BPM for the drama......

Food June 22
On the Grill: Uncle Frissy
Appetizer: Mattchew Davis

 


Food June 8 K's June 8
Henry a/k/a Pin Head Skott Krawford

June 8, 2010
Beat the Wildcats 17-4.

Players of the Game:
Pin Head Gerelus, great food, 4 for 4 at the dish, 2 singles 2 homers and 7 RBI's!. Black Benny, 2 triples and some fine entertaining on the guitar. One Nut, 0 for 3, no longer batting 1000, should have never returned to the plate. Manny for his new hair cut and colour, the boy sure has some damn big ears. Skott Krawford for his strikeout and of course, BBC for the drama......and hey, whatever happened to Farley "The Goat" Genge?

Food June 15
On the Grill: Pork Chop
Appetizer: One Nut Babcock
 


Food June 1 K's June 1
Mary K Mary K2

June 1, 2010
Lost to Champs 18-16.

Players of the Game:
Mary KK Coupland, 2 strikeouts!! BobBabCock, 3 for 3, our new batting leader.

Food June 8
On the Grill: Pin Head
Appetizer: Tallest Midget in the World
 


Food May 25
Reggie Reggie

May 25, 2010
A barn burner it was. Outlasted the Coppers 18-17.

Players of the Game:
Reggie Reggie Reggie for his timely 3 run blast in the bottom of the 8th to take the lead by one. Jingles, for shelving the keys for the game. Jay "Pork Chop" Amer for his timely hitting and fielding and running but mostly because I like typing Pork Chop. Reggie, once again, for some excellent sausages. Dirty Ernie for the apps (a new tradition it seems). Elmer and Joan for making a beer run for the crew and last but not least, Large Melon Jones for the drama...... 

Food June 1
On the Grill: Mary K. Coupland
Appetizer: Jeff or Jeff
 


Food May 18
Grillin' with Spenny

May 18, 2010
Beat the Wildcats 18-8.

Players of the Game:
Bob "One Nut" Babscotch because he is growing back the mullet!! Picton Idol, 3 for 3 at the dish including one round tripper and two timely RBI's. Mattchew Davis, 1 homer and 3 RBI's. Nikki Johnston, 2 for 3, 1 homer and 4 RBI's. KJ Johnston, Nikki's daddy, first K of the year. Spenny for some excellent pea meal on a bun and of course, LV for the drama.....

On the Grill: May 25, Wedgie.
 


Food May 11
Farlathon

May 11, 2010
Beat the 3 time defending Champions, Champs Sports Bar & Grill 4-1.

Players of the Game:
Jay "Pork Chop" Amer, Merle Wiley Wayne Davis and Mad Dog Crawford all batted 1000 on opening night. Merle WWD also chipped in with 2 RBI's including the game winner. Mattchew Davis for one helluva over the shoulder catch at third. Farls for some tasty vittles and last but not least, Big Mike for the drama......

On the Grill: May 18, Spenny.
 


Cost to Play
30 and over - $75


20 to 29 - $50


Under 20 - $25

Players of the Year 2009:

The Glove - 'cause he's kin
Farlat Genge- Our 2009 batting champ
Rick "Picton Idol" Hineman for the first triple play ever in the Banker's League
Henry Pin Head Gerelus, formerly the best beer man in the world
and....Big Pussy "Stop calling me Mike" Jones for the drama

 
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